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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

12.06.2025 07:42

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

HELLO

Neither China nor Egypt, the largest construction visible from space is located in Europe. - Farmingdale Observer

Yes sir it is.

After a few moments he returns.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

What's the difference between “ce”, “ça”, and “cela”, and when do I use each (French)?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Sure no problem officer.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

{RING} {RING}

Is spinach easy to grow?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

During the Atlmark incident in 1940, the Brit war criminals violated Norwegian neutrality. Hitler could then justify invading Norway. Have the Brits ever apologized for violating Norwegian neutrality?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.